Confessions of me today December 2007
1. I have an account on Match.com lol
2. Actually love it and met some great guys
3. I tend to look at my butt in the mirror
4. I love Tuesday night services better than Sunday services period.
5. Relieved and not broken that Jay is again with another woman.
6. Struggle with thinking I can still handle drinking hard liquor without having a bad reaction
7. 6 has caused me to realize that my friends really do love me.
8. 6 has made me realize that I will always have to have a great reason to go to a bar scene ever again, hang out with non christian friends where there is hard liquor, and if I do either I will definitely need to have a christian friend or good friend there to hold me accountable.
9. I know I'm a sinner
10. I use self tanner once a week.
11. I've never waxed my armpits and have been letting them grow out so my sisters can do for me.
12. Heard that 11 has great results!
13. I have a weakness for men in uniform:)
14. Sometimes forget that Bella is not 15 and only 3 so that means I talk to here as if she is 15 which in turn causes her to question me, repeat and disapprove and then I'm stuck with a little girl who has an attitude! lol
15. I literally only wash my hair 1-2 times a week.
16. I want to go blonde for once
17. never been to Glen Ivy
18. Believe I have obsessive compulsive cleaning disorder.
19. really compete secretly with other moms that have a better body than me and realized that I need to just embrace my uniqueness
20. listen to worship music as I run which if you know, 3+ miles is a lot of worship music in one setting.
21. still don't have that great photo to put on myspace.
22. think about deleting my myspace page permanently.
23. Woman that sleep with a dude within the first month have no respect and are filling a void of loneliness or lack of spirituality.(ME 2 years ago so I'm not pointing anyone out, but old self!)
24. the end result of 23 is either wait till your married, or end up like a. me prego and single or b. crying cuz he's just not into you 3 months later
25. kinda like Montanas when I stick to the dance floor.
26. danced at church party last night and only cuz Kelly made me, and realized that the first step to change is doing what is not normal to you...actually had more fun than dancing at AREA.
27. haven't sold a house since June! ughh!
28. Do have one in escrow.
29. want to be a dog walker like in Monster in Law.
30. Have original Beverly Hills 90210 tivoed.
31. Eat at least 2 oreo cookies and glass of milk with an ice cube almost every night at about 2-4 am!!
32. 31 is a problem and I need help!
33. Was 185 pounds when pregnant with Grey!
34. Came home from hospital and gave Yuki and Owen 5 half gallons of ice cream, one box of fudgicles and 1 box of ice cream sandwiches that was in my freezer!
35. 34 resulted in 33 which is the reason why I work out 5 days a week. No joke!
36. when I'm wrong I'm trying to learn to just apologize, but sometimes I'm so ashamed it's hard for me.
37. love my life like crazy and can't wait to see what's next.
38. scared to go on a date.
39. 38 is like this FridaY!
Welcome to the fabulous life of a Maressa Leah. Being a mother doesn't define me, but it is part of what makes me. My vision is that my life and all that it experiences whether past, present and future, will inspire you, connect with you, humor you, ...ultimately, will help you discover the joy in who you are by embracing, the GOOD. THE BAD. and THE FUNNY as I embrace mine.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Saturday, July 7, 2007
She's learning, I'm learning who she is...
Okay so it’s been a minute and I was recently inspired to get out of my stinky mood so here’s some toilet reading for you...
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS HUMOR! NOT INTENDED FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT! LOL
1. I recently just realized that my kids are seriously getting worse and worse LOL
2. Bella is 3.5 and already has attended two preschools.
3. She currently has two verbally warnings at her current school.Which is CCV and they are so gracious as to give me a reasonable pastoral discount which I normally feel like I should overextend my gratitude.
4. Apparantly other parents feel my daughter is a threat to society esp. Malificent’s mother.
5. Does Malificent’s mother realize where that name comes from? (the wicked witch from Sleeping Beauty! duh)
6. If you were a creative extrovert like Bella wouldn’t you physically attack a person named MALIFICENT!!!!!! in fear of dieing!!!!!
7. 6 has made me aware of being extremely cautious as to the care of Bella’s finger nails.
8. 6 also made me realize I have to talk to Bella like she’s 15 and explain why all these dumb Disney movies are NOT REAL!!!! and attacking anyone is not good. SHE must LOVE right?
9. Unfortunately Bella has a record at the age of 3.5. She was caught escaping from the CCV Sonrise Preschool playground 2 weeks ago.
10. Bella and her best friend Tiffany decided to climb a hill, dig a hole under the fence and take off running as if they are Thelma and Louise escaping Aclcatraz into CCV’s HUGE parking lot.
11. All she can say to me is " MOM, I like to dig holes."
12. Yesterday Bella came running towards me with an orange cup in her hand and eyes just gleaming. I thought oh she caught a butterfly. Instead it was filled with about 45 rolly polly’s, handful of worms and some other misc. insects. I figured she was diggin holes again.
13. I accidently left the orange cup at my dad’s last night before church and apparently Michelle almost drank water from it. haha
14. Bella loves her brother, but the other day I realized that it probably alarms other parents from inside their homes when they hear me screaming at Bella that Grey is NOT a horse, she CAN NOT ride him and to take the jumping rope away from around his neck.
15. I do fear for his health at times. Boys are worse. They say be careful your kid doesn’t drown in the tub, but they really should advise you of them DRINKING toilet water with their pretend kitchen mugs.
16. I figured it would be educational for Grey to learn to pee by watchin his cousin Silas pee....uh not good...1. do not trust that it will go well as you multi task and get dinner ready. 2. Make sure to tell the elder to not encourage the younger to touch the rainbow as it hit’s the jackpot! Really GROSS.
17. Boys do love to eat and do love dirt. I did find Grey eating grass the other day.
18. I asked Bella if she wanted a dress up party for her birthday. She said she wanted a pet, I asked which one, she said a BEARDED DRAGON. Do you guys understand that that is like an enormous Iguana about 5 feet long that you can walk on an actual leash.
19. I guess that’s the ramifications of a split family, she visits daddy and he takes her to reptile stores for fun without my permission. It explains 12.
20. Her teacher Ms. Jamel said " Oh Bella always talks about Charlie and Lola,. she must love that cartoon!?" Little does Ms. Jamel know that Charlie and Lola are Bella’s Godmothers pet Ball Pythons. Yeah...snakes that she feeds mice too and says..."HOW CUTE while they squeeze them to death."
well, I’m taking her on a plane this weekend and enrolling her in gymnastics....i’m sure I’ll have more soon:)
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS HUMOR! NOT INTENDED FOR CHILD ENDANGERMENT! LOL
1. I recently just realized that my kids are seriously getting worse and worse LOL
2. Bella is 3.5 and already has attended two preschools.
3. She currently has two verbally warnings at her current school.Which is CCV and they are so gracious as to give me a reasonable pastoral discount which I normally feel like I should overextend my gratitude.
4. Apparantly other parents feel my daughter is a threat to society esp. Malificent’s mother.
5. Does Malificent’s mother realize where that name comes from? (the wicked witch from Sleeping Beauty! duh)
6. If you were a creative extrovert like Bella wouldn’t you physically attack a person named MALIFICENT!!!!!! in fear of dieing!!!!!
7. 6 has made me aware of being extremely cautious as to the care of Bella’s finger nails.
8. 6 also made me realize I have to talk to Bella like she’s 15 and explain why all these dumb Disney movies are NOT REAL!!!! and attacking anyone is not good. SHE must LOVE right?
9. Unfortunately Bella has a record at the age of 3.5. She was caught escaping from the CCV Sonrise Preschool playground 2 weeks ago.
10. Bella and her best friend Tiffany decided to climb a hill, dig a hole under the fence and take off running as if they are Thelma and Louise escaping Aclcatraz into CCV’s HUGE parking lot.
11. All she can say to me is " MOM, I like to dig holes."
12. Yesterday Bella came running towards me with an orange cup in her hand and eyes just gleaming. I thought oh she caught a butterfly. Instead it was filled with about 45 rolly polly’s, handful of worms and some other misc. insects. I figured she was diggin holes again.
13. I accidently left the orange cup at my dad’s last night before church and apparently Michelle almost drank water from it. haha
14. Bella loves her brother, but the other day I realized that it probably alarms other parents from inside their homes when they hear me screaming at Bella that Grey is NOT a horse, she CAN NOT ride him and to take the jumping rope away from around his neck.
15. I do fear for his health at times. Boys are worse. They say be careful your kid doesn’t drown in the tub, but they really should advise you of them DRINKING toilet water with their pretend kitchen mugs.
16. I figured it would be educational for Grey to learn to pee by watchin his cousin Silas pee....uh not good...1. do not trust that it will go well as you multi task and get dinner ready. 2. Make sure to tell the elder to not encourage the younger to touch the rainbow as it hit’s the jackpot! Really GROSS.
17. Boys do love to eat and do love dirt. I did find Grey eating grass the other day.
18. I asked Bella if she wanted a dress up party for her birthday. She said she wanted a pet, I asked which one, she said a BEARDED DRAGON. Do you guys understand that that is like an enormous Iguana about 5 feet long that you can walk on an actual leash.
19. I guess that’s the ramifications of a split family, she visits daddy and he takes her to reptile stores for fun without my permission. It explains 12.
20. Her teacher Ms. Jamel said " Oh Bella always talks about Charlie and Lola,. she must love that cartoon!?" Little does Ms. Jamel know that Charlie and Lola are Bella’s Godmothers pet Ball Pythons. Yeah...snakes that she feeds mice too and says..."HOW CUTE while they squeeze them to death."
well, I’m taking her on a plane this weekend and enrolling her in gymnastics....i’m sure I’ll have more soon:)
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